I am currently conducting a study. I am counting the breasts I see. One by one, each day. I am not trying to maximize my numbers, so I am not actively looking, and I am not averting my eyes. I want an accurate count of each and every mammary that enters my field of vision.
Here is my counting scheme.
- Full frontal, counts as two.
- Side View, counts as one, unless it is instantly part of a turn or spin. If the dancer is actively dancing toward the side of the stage it still counts as one only, even if I ultimately see both later within a short period of time.
- If I tell a dancer or employee of the club I am counting, their breasts are disqualified from my count.
- "Penalty points" for when a dancer is briefly covering herself up as she walks by topless. These t-shirt covered ones, count zero, but I considered deducting 2 points from the total, but changed my mind.
- Each dancer can only be counted once per day.
- Only live girls count. No pictures.
Results so far
Day one 9
Day two 0
Day three 18
day four 0
I'll be counting for at leats a week, maybe two.